well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
this hospital has no fireball
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I party with great urgency now.
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