I think scott just propositioned me for sex
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
