my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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