You surviving the open bar?
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my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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