I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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