He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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