my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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