im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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