Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
it's like heaven, but drunker
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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