the new term for farting is butt boxing.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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