So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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