the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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