He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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