so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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