it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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