I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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You. Win. At. Life.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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