I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this just has baby written all over it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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