ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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