All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My vagina is officially offended.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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