508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
