Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This baby is an asshole
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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