He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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