My brain says no but my pants say off.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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