I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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