This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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