In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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