I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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