if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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