You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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