We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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