I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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