Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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