I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
As shirtless as possible
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize