I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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