i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
His hands were made for my vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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