Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I would ride that face into the sunset
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
try to milk me bitch
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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