Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This is my gift to your gina
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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