I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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