exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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