On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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