Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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