About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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