Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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