He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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