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(281): View more from Texas

I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously

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(319): View more from Iowa

Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts

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(727): View more from Florida

I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking

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(970): View more from Colorado

We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.

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(708): View more from Illinois

The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you

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Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina

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(510): View more from California

Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....

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