I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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