this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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