absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Green mimosas i think yes
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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