somebody snuck up and got me drunk
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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