at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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