Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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