If i come over, it means nothing
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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