We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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