Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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