just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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