whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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