oh god the rape fog is back!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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