I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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