I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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